Upon hearing that a bunch of punk A$$ mother-BLEEP-ing, pip-squeek punks - who have nothing else better to do than go around costing people hundreds of dollars - busted out the window of Paul’s vehicle during the middle of the night…AND DIDN’T EVEN STEAL ANYTHING:
Me: I wish you would have been rounding the corner right when they were busting through that window. Can you image how I bunch of 110 pound punks would react to seeing you round the corner right at the moment of impact?
Paul: Geesh honey. Relax. How do you know there were 110 lb kids?
Me: Because lately, everyone looks about 110 lbs to me.
Paul: Honey. I think you would have been more of a threat to them right now than I would have been.
Me: Really? Why??? You’re the 300 lb lineman!
Me: [noting his inclusion of the words “right now”] I gotcher back there, Tiny.