You say Oprah, I say Opera...
Here's the deal: I used to teach English, so when I notice a snafu typo in a blog post - specifically MY blog posts - I dwell on it for a good month and a half before I finally feel like I can move on. The problem is this: I know no one cares as much as I do (except maybe my mother) - but if I have someone PROOF read my blog posts, I suddenly find myself TRYING TOO HARD. And when I TRY TOO HARD I start not to like blogging. I also start to not sound like myself.
Don't start sentences with AND. SEE!!! It never ands. ENDS. It never ends.
Therefore, every time I post, you're likely to see sentences like this:
And even though I try to convince her that we need to contact Opera, she simply shakes her head and tells me that sewing and touching every bag that leaves her doorstep is just too important to her to ever go that big.
See, yet another sentence starting with AND. But also (SWEET JESUS NOW I'M STARTING THEM WITH BUT!), you'll notice that I said we need to contact Opera.
I meant Oprah.
For the record though, I DO think someone should make a rock opera out of Angie's story. It shall be called, Angie and her Twilight Smothered Dream Bag. It would be glorious. (Please note that titles call for italicized font rather than "quotation marks" unless we're referring to the title of a song or a poem or a chapter.)
Another time, I said that my son turrets, when I meant this kind of tourretes). Now this one actually worked out, because as times my son really does act like a small tower that projects vertically from the wall of a building. Still though, I meant the other kind.
In other words, blogging - which requires, in my opinion, a deliberately impromptu, raw, unedited word vomit - can be hard on a former English teacher. Please ignore these types of dumb mistakes and know that I am smarter than my blog posts make me look.
Also, if you have not entered in to win this awesome bag...
...you best get on that right now.
Kisses and sunshine,
Posted by Meganithappen at 4:58 PM